Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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