Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
