All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Operation Purity has been aborted
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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