you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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