The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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