i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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