you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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