I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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