Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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