all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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