the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's just like the Real World with babies
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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