Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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