If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
that may or may not have been my penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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