The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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