As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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