just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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