well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Randomize
