ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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