I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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