Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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