I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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