I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
false alarm, still single
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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