Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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