i just google imaged poop.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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