How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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