I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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