So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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