i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The air was thick with penises
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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