Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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