This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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