Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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