He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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