I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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