Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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