I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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