Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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