it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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