your parents love me but you hate me
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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