So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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