I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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