I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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