Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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