Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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