still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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