Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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