Dual....:-)
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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