Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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