We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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