i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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