found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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