just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.