Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close