1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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