real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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