Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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