we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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