Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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