I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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