You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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