someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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