I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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