Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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