I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
